Edward Scissor-Hands > Edward Cullen.

I have decided I need to be up to Gemma's blogging standard, SO I'm double posting.

I know I know, But what else is there to do?
Now seriously, The twilight books are pretty amazing, but this has gone TOO FAR.

Really. I swear if I hear another "OMG lyyk, edward cullens soooo haawt srsly i wish he was lyk reeeal" I will actually strangle someone.
Children, Twilight is what we call FICTION.
Robert Pattinson is what we call an ACTOR.
No matter how hard you wish at 11:11, Edward Cullen is not going to jump through your window and admit that he has been watching you sleep for the past 2 months.

If twilight is the only book you have read in your LIFE, I suggest picking up Romeo & Juliet, Catcher in the Rye or To Kill A Mockingbird, becuase really, this is getting irritating.
Give me Johnny Depp over Robert Pattinson any day.

/rant.

-xoe